I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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