On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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