Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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