That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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