I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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