Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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