Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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