If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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