She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
When are your genitals available?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
