THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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