I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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