I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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