If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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