are you so shy because you have an std?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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