erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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