you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How naked do you want me to be?
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