I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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