VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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