There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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