I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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