I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
