Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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