Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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