Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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