if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
my liver is dry heaving
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
