he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Say something about gay babies.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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