You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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