You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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