I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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