I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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