The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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