sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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