Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
