dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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