bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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