awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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