Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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