he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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