My hand turned me down
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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