doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
