My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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