You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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