They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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