DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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