If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Damn victory sex feels great
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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