What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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