apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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