She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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