idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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