I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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