I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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