He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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