Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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