It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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